VOCALS, GUITAR, DRINKING

 "Wake up, nothing to do, shotgun one are two. BLATZ! BLATZ! You want a buzz thats quick? BLATZ will do the trick!! BLATZ... BLATZ" These are lyrics from the first song Jerry wrote! What a fuckin loser! Yeah,... your gonna win a grammy!

BASS, VOCALS, SMOKING

 Chris was the genius behind the great name PORNO TONGUE! Thanks for that one it will be super easy to book shows!  For the record "Porno Tongue" was not taken from the movie the Wedding Singer, however Jerry would love to dress up like E.T and bang Drew Barrymore.

SUCKING AT DRUMS, RUINING SONGS AND GIRLS!

Chappy was told to quit his job and move to Pittsburgh and learn drums, so he "borrowed" his fathers trap set, learned the ways of the yinzer, and the rest is history. His parents are the ones that made it possible and are wicked cool to party with, way cooler than Chappy is,! Also he tried out for  Jersey Shore, and did not get in! He currently still sucks at drums, (just sinful) We are accepting any and all applications

LEAD GUITAR, VOCALS, PIMPIN

 Sab once swallowed a guitar pick in high school and had to go to the hospital. He also had sex on the stage that the Drunk Again Album was recorded! Good work!